Am I the only one that wonders if it's the lonely ones responsible for the high number of chocolate sales around Valentine's Day? They would be sitting at home by themselves watching sappy movies on Netflix with a box of bon bons and some tissues.. Meanwhile, the rest of society is paired off on this fabulous day for lovers.
If, chocolate is truly better than sex, then maybe we should simply cut out the middle man. Promote it directly to the single ladies as a luxury item for themselves. Honestly, I could go for a chocolate facial right about now.
Do you know what I would like to see? I would like to see a day (an actual holiday) devoted to self reflection. Honestly, how can you get in touch with Jesus Christ, your sweetheart, a leprechaun, or the Easter Bunny if you have no clue who you are? As far as I'm concerned the only true love that matters is that you truly love yourself.