My three favourite quotes from Standing Up, Falling Down are -
1) "You have to learn to manage your expectations." I hear this all the time. Mainly from people who know I don't take 'no' for an answer.
2) "I don't want you to fix anything." In that case, it's best not to tell me it's broken.
3) "Regret is the only thing that's real." Well maybe it's not the only thing that's real. But it is the only thing that you should "real"ly try to avoid.