Alternative to Pigging Out at the CNE

Anyone else out there think they want to go to the CNE to royally pig out? The absolute wealth of choice was astounding.  This years selection included the additions of Beyond, Dorito'd, and pickled anything, Even still they don't necessarily warrant those prices. Unless you are mortgaging your condo, or, are otherwise independently wealthy, you might want to just nod at the items that are too pricey.  Acknowledge their existence.  Add the particular items or restaurants to your to do list.  Then throughout the coming year treat yourself once a month without having to shatter your piggy bank.